Favour 1 year ago

My Mouth

I hope you know that whenever you promise your kids something they expect you to fulfill it. If you know that you will not fulfill it, better don't promise them. Do you know why? They are picking every attitude you are initiating especially the one that involved them. Don't even cover up your mess with lie oooo.

I would have controlled my mouth ooo๐Ÿ˜Early this morning, as we were about to learn, I don't know what happened ooooo. Did I say I didn't know what?๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ In short, I know what happened; I was about to introduce a new topic, so I needed them to pay attention as I taught. So I hurriedly opened my mouth waaaaa! That was how I promised them that I would take them to Chicken republic to buy them ice cream if they listened without making noise.

Immediately they heard chicken; even before the Republic landed, they looked at each other and jumped up and adjusted immediately. We had an hour of learning period undisturbed just because of ordinary ice- cream๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜. Hmmm! That was when my heart started beating faster oooo. I wasn't ready for that ice cream game ooo. Chai! My mouth has put me into trouble oooo. I would have bone; after all, they will still listen to me, and everyone will be fine.ย 

Favour! Favour!! Favour!!! How many times did I call your name? Immediately after we finished learning, they started looking at me, following me up and down. I decided to ask them, not that I didn't know why they were following me.

Me: why are you people following?

Them: Mummy, you said that after learning, you would take us to chicken republic to lick ice- cream.

Me: yes, but after eating, you will go and sleep, then after that, we will go for ice- cream licking. I was just thinking about how to go about this problem that my mouth put me into ooo. They did everything sharply and started sleeping without warning them to sleep. Hmmm!

This ice- cream, we must lick you today; if not, these generals will send a spiritual slap to me today. The sleep lasted two hours, but before then, daddy walked in, and I was like, oh! God, thank you for saving me today ooooo. He saw me sitting on my reading desk; all dressed up. He asked if I was about to go out; I just told him my life story, and he laughed at me. I thought he would say oh! That's so sweet of you, honey. For where?๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ He said, well, this one is your cross, carry! Chimoooo๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜. I just gathered momentum and raised my shoulder; after all, a mummy general I will be.

Immediately they got up, they dressed up without delay, and we zoomed off to go lick ice cream. That was how I ended up not licking only ice- cream because the first general asked, mummy, what of chicken?

Me: I promised you, people, ice- cream and ice cream shall I buy๐Ÿ˜‚. I later added meat pie joined; after all, na me we no come control my mouth๐Ÿ˜.*********ย 

Dear parents, I hope you know that whenever you promise your kids something, they expect you to fulfill it. If you know that you will not fulfill it, better don't promise them. Do you know why? They are picking every attitude you are initiating, especially the one that involves them. Don't even cover up your mess with a lie.ย 

In short, it is better you explain to them that you couldn't do it that day, but that you will surely do it. Don't lie ooo, don't think that they don't know; they do. Children don't joke with promises at all, mbanu! If they know you as Mummy/ daddy, that promise never fulfills, hmmm, very bad of you. It is better to hold your mouth than promise them something and never fulfill it. It is more painful if you use it because you are Mummy or daddy to give excuses. Know that they are directly or indirectly picking some of your behaviors. For me, my chest is still paining me while they are happy and jumping up to lick Chicken Republic ice- cream.

Next time I should just close my mouth abeg; which kind of unwanted pregnancy is this one? Meeehhn, we had a wonderful time out oooo despite the fact that the chest pain I was having because ....school will soon resume....ife eji ego eme now kariri mana gini Kam ga emekwanu? Ije uwa ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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